Dear Ron: A Few Good Twists or Balloon Animals 101

We decided to give the GH Fans/The General Hospital Uncensored Group members a place to release their frustrations or pure excitement to head writer of General Hospital, Ron Carlivati. We call this our DEAR RON segments. This is all in good fun so we sure hope he can get a few laughs out of this. I mean what does he expect? We are UNCENSORED! :)

Dear Mr. Ron Carlivati,

Well aren't you the merry prankster? You've certainly been having fun, haven't you? While I am aware that writing you this letter violates the terms of the restraining order that you've placed me under since our last meeting, when I threatened the relative safety of your scrotum, I feel that I have no choice. Well played, Mr. Carlivati, well played. I am, of course, referring to your coup d'état on Friday, March 6th's episode of General Hospital. What unimaginable bastard would have our plucky heroine shot at, dropped from a bridge into a crevasse, and somehow miraculously survive all of that and attend her own memorial service only to be told that she is, in fact, dying?! Who would be that cruel and heartless, Mr. Carlivati? Well, my first reaction was to put on my clown suit and head over to your office to twist your penis into some sort of balloon animal but then it occurred to me, just what if this is merely a way to wipe the slate clean with our Ava? While I am aware of Ava's transgressions and that she killed Sonny's sperm receptacle (Connie), maybe, just maybe, what if this is all part of Ava's Big Redemption? The courts could look the other way, thinking she's suffered enough because here she is dying, why not give her a 'get out of jail' card? And at the 11th hour, Silas would save the day and she won't die and she'll finally be reunited with Avery, which also will have been revealed that Sonny is not the baby daddy, Morgan is! Yes, Mr. Carlivati, if that is indeed how this story will play out, then I see no reason to turn Little Ron into a balloon hat!

With love,

~Steve

We encourage you all to submit your DEAR RON letters as well. Please contact us at ghuncensored@gmail.com and include:

A decent length letter to Ron (humor is a plus)

A subject line for your letter

Not every letter will be selected. So make it good!

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